drowninginflame Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 >The White Sox ~ The Southside Irish Catholic Team of Chicago > >A White Sox fan began amusing himself by scaring every Cub fan he saw >strutting down the street in the obnoxious Chicago pinstripe shirt. He >would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just >missing them. > >One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a >good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going >Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down >the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a >lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued >down the road > >Suddenly, the driver saw a Cub fan walking down the road and he >instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into >the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the >guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." > >Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but >still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to >the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Cub fan." "That's >OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Town Sox Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 what does the world series have in common with a bear not wearing a condom? NO CUBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RME JICO Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 QUOTE(Chi Town Sox @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 03:40 PM) what does the world series have in common with a bear not wearing a condom? NO CUBS Shouldn't it be wearing a condom = NO CUBS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeBatterz Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 QUOTE(RME JICO @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 04:01 PM) Shouldn't it be wearing a condom = NO CUBS. DOH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drowninginflame Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 What do the sox and bobby brown have in common? they both beat the s*** outta houston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 QUOTE(drowninginflame @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 04:12 PM) What do the sox and bobby brown have in common? they both beat the s*** outta houston Ouch...good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 An oldie, but goodie: Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Hawks!!!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!!!" Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for DA COACH!!!", and leapt to his death. The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the Sox Fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!!" and pushed the Cub fan off of the mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 05:16 PM) An oldie, but goodie: Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Hawks!!!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!!!" Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for DA COACH!!!", and leapt to his death. The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the Sox Fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!!" and pushed the Cub fan off of the mountain. That is my personal favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 09:49 PM) That is my personal favorite. Yeah but that one can go both ways depending on whose telling the story which makes it kind of dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drowninginflame Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 Whats the harest part about being a cubs fan? telling your dad you're gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iWiN4PreP Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 ^^LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) Mrs. Thomas was teaching her 1st grade class one day and she started asking her students about their fathers' occupations. She was overwhelmed with the typical firefighter and car salesman answers and then she got to Tommy. Tommy said he didn't want to reply but she forced him to. Tommy said "Well, my father is a male stripper at a gay club. Sometimes, people give him extra money to take him out in the alley and have anal sex with him." Shocked at the reply, Mrs. Thomas asked to talk to Tommy after class. At the end of the school day, Tommy came to her desk and she asked "Tommy, was that all true? You know, what you said about your parents?" Tommy said "No, I was just too emberassed to admit that he plays for the Cubs." Edited January 3, 2006 by SoxFan1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilmot825 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) (Old one) Wat do backgammin, sex, and sammy sosa have in common? U dont need a partner if u have a good hand Doesnt really make sense Edited January 3, 2006 by wilmot825 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Dye Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I just find it very interesting that this thread is supposedly "Good sox jokes" and every single 1 posted thus far is an insult directed at the Cubs. Not complaining, just stating a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsox08 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 04:50 PM) I just find it very interesting that this thread is supposedly "Good sox jokes" and every single 1 posted thus far is an insult directed at the Cubs. Not complaining, just stating a fact. Yeah I saw that too, but it becomes a good sox joke once you bash the cubs... :fthecubs :fthecubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 What's the difference between a Cubs fan and a White Sox fan?? 97 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swivelhips Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 You can put this one under "Cub Bashing": Why don't the cubs have a Web page? Because they can't string three W's in a row, Ba-Dum Ching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Jan 3, 2006 -> 04:03 PM) Yeah but that one can go both ways depending on whose telling the story which makes it kind of dumb. Only if a Cubs fan is telling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drowninginflame Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 there aren't any sox jokes w/o the cubs being involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 QUOTE(drowninginflame @ Jan 4, 2006 -> 02:49 AM) there aren't any sox jokes w/o the cubs being involved <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What about the one with Houston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 QUOTE(Swivelhips @ Jan 4, 2006 -> 06:56 AM) You can put this one under "Cub Bashing": Why don't the cubs have a Web page? Because they can't string three W's in a row, Ba-Dum Ching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 How do you get 4 Cubs fans to sit on 1 stool? Flip the stool over. ZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeGone! Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) There were 2 kids playing baseball at the park when a mean, savage dog that was foaming at the mouth attacked them. The dog jumped on one of the kids and the other kid, trying to save his friend started beating the dog over the head with a baseball bat. Soon the dog was slumped over dead on the baseball diamond. During this whole ordeal a newsreporter had been watching. He rushed over to the boys and started interviewing the boy who had saved his friend. He scribbled a headline on his notebook that read, "Courageous young man saves best friend from wild, savage dog." The Reporter then asked the boys which baseball team they liked, the Cubs or the White Sox. Both answered that they liked the Cubs. The reporter then scribbled out his initial headline and replaced it with a better one. " Deranged, phsychotic brat kills innocent helpless little puppy. Edited January 4, 2006 by HeGone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 QUOTE(HeGone! @ Jan 4, 2006 -> 05:10 PM) There was 2 kids playing baseball at the park when a mean, savage dog that was foaming at the mouth attacked them. The dog jumped on one of the kids and the other kid, trying to save his friend started beating the dog over the head with a baseball bat. Soon the dog was slumped over dead on the baseball diamond. Did I miss something here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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