December 18, 200322 yr I won't ever be able to post on this wicked cool bawd again. Now THAT's retahded! Sully: NOMAR! NOMAR!! AH!! AHH!!!! Sully's Sister: What are you guys doing? Denise: Are you retahded? It's Nomar Garciaparra!!!! Sully: I CAN'T BREATHE!!! Denise: Sully, don't look directly at 'em! [addressing Nomar] He's got a heart murmur. Sully: Bernadette, for once, your slutty ways have brought honor to the Sullivan house. Denise: Oh my gawd, oh my gawd. Will you autograph my boob? Nomar: Yeah, sure. What's your name? Denise: Just make it out to Zazoo....Here's a Sharpie!!! Sully: I will never pour beer on that boob again! Denise: Oh my gawd. oh my gawd. AWESOME! Nomar: Calm down, Calm Down. Look guys, I'm not a superhero. I'm a person, just like you. And you two can be just as successful as I am, as long as you stay in school and follow your dreams. Sully & Denise: Seriously? Nomar: Yeah, now get out of here, so i can make out with your sister. Sully: Absolutely. It's an honor to have you anywhere near my gene pool. Sully's Sister: So, uh, you want a drink? A beer, peach schnopz, tequiza. Denise: Bernadette! Bernadette, you should totally try to get pregnant. You'll get a wicked cute baby, and a fat check every month. Sully's Sister: You should all be quiet. remove yourself. Sully: But Nomar! I'll have nothing to remember you by. Nomar: I'll give your sister a couple souvenier balls. Sully: Tommy, PLEASE tell me you got that on Tape!!!!
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