A man got on a bus and as he was riding he saw a nun. He asked the nun if she would be interested in going on a date with him and possibly having some kinky fun. Of course the nun said "no" and got off the bus. The bus driver overheard the conversation and gave the man some advice. "I know how you can lay that nun" he said "Every tuesday night at ten o'clock that nun goes to the cemetery and prays, all you have to do is dress up like you were from heaven and tell her you're God. Then she'll do anything you say."

 

So the man goes to the cemetery at ten o' clock and sure enough the nun was there praying away. The man walks up to her and says "I am your God and I want to experience human love making." The nun replied "I am your servent, my Lord...except, can you do me from the rear so I still remain a virgin?" and the man said, "Of course." They did their deed and when they were finished the man jumped out of his costume and yelled "HA! HA! I'm the man from the bus!" and then the nun jumped out of her dress and yelled "HA! HA! I'm the bus driver!"

 

I didn't see that coming.

Nice surpise ending.