April 30, 200520 yr My name is Ozzie Guillen I coach the White Sox I prefer sittin' on the bench to standin' and peein' You wanna make a bet We're gonna get that ring Cuz I'm gonna piss off Wendelstedt By the Fourth Inning (chorus) Insert Expletive Here Give me a Beer Fast and Quick is the way the game is played Bunts, Walks, and Steals all the way Any slower and the game is de-layed Strikeout one more time I'm gonna make you pay Fat juicy ball better give it a rih And if you don't I'm gonna scream "Bullshih!" Hit for .300 or I'll slice you up like rye Still 200 points better than that guy named Dye Chorus Chorus *End of Song* Oh yeah, insert crazy dance moves (i.e. flailing arms) at any point during that song.
April 30, 200520 yr Sung to the tune of "_________________" ? Otherwise it's just a poem that doesn't rhyme well.
April 30, 200520 yr Author Yeah, I was trying to think of a tune that eveyone would know, but really, it was just a tune I came up with in my head. I'll think more about it later.
April 30, 200520 yr Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun) My name is poster farmteam I post on SoxTalk com I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain I know you can not hear it The words is all you read But that don’t stop me from singin’ along With the voices in my head
April 30, 200520 yr Author QUOTE(TLAK @ Apr 30, 2005 -> 05:35 PM) Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun) My name is poster farmteam I post on SoxTalk com I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain I know you can not hear it The words is all you read But that don’t stop me from singin’ along With the voices in my head Haha, alright, now I know how you guys felt. At least a few things rhymed though, eh?
April 30, 200520 yr Wait I gotta couple more lines for u. I am a terrible strategist and can't speak english... oh wait that doesn't rhyme, oh well it's true
May 1, 200520 yr We play small ball, but not to win the game with a runner on 3rd to win the game, man it's a shame, my name is ozzie whatchusayboumeman?
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