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The Ozzie Song

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My name is Ozzie Guillen

I coach the White Sox

I prefer sittin' on the bench to standin' and peein'

You wanna make a bet

We're gonna get that ring

Cuz I'm gonna piss off Wendelstedt

By the Fourth Inning

 

(chorus)

Insert Expletive Here

Give me a Beer

 

Fast and Quick is the way the game is played

Bunts, Walks, and Steals all the way

Any slower and the game is de-layed

Strikeout one more time I'm gonna make you pay

Fat juicy ball better give it a rih

And if you don't I'm gonna scream "Bullshih!"

Hit for .300 or I'll slice you up like rye

Still 200 points better than that guy named Dye

 

Chorus

 

Chorus

 

*End of Song*

 

Oh yeah, insert crazy dance moves (i.e. flailing arms) at any point during that song.

Sung to the tune of "_________________" ?

 

Otherwise it's just a poem that doesn't rhyme well.

  • Author

Yeah, I was trying to think of a tune that eveyone would know, but really, it was just a tune I came up with in my head. I'll think more about it later.

Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun)

 

My name is poster farmteam

I post on SoxTalk com

I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain

I know you can not hear it

The words is all you read

But that don’t stop me from singin’ along

With the voices in my head

no thats funny tlak

  • Author
QUOTE(TLAK @ Apr 30, 2005 -> 05:35 PM)
Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun)

 

My name is poster farmteam

I post on SoxTalk com

I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain

I know you can not hear it

The words is all you read

But that don’t stop me from singin’ along

With the voices in my head

 

Haha, alright, now I know how you guys felt. At least a few things rhymed though, eh?

Wait I gotta couple more lines for u.

 

I am a terrible strategist and can't speak english... oh wait that doesn't rhyme, oh well it's true

we'll have to win despite the fact he has been worthless on our bench

man I can't take his stench

Should be 22 and 2, but I have no clue

We play small ball, but not to win the game with a runner on 3rd to win the game, man it's a shame,

my name is ozzie whatchusayboumeman?

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