June 21, 200520 yr Steff usually posts stuff like this, but I'll beat her to it this time. Guide to Women's Self-Desciptions in the Peronsals: Her Description..................Realty 40-ish........................................49 Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone Athletic....................................No tits Average looking............................Ugly Beautiful.........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist.......................................Fat Free spirit.................................Junkie Friendship first.......................Former slut Fun.........................................Annoying New-Age................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.............................No BJs Open-minded............................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................b**** Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
June 21, 200520 yr QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 08:04 AM) DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No The email I got said: 1. Yes = No 2. No = No 3. Maybe = No Seems to fit better...
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