mreye Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Steff usually posts stuff like this, but I'll beat her to it this time. Guide to Women's Self-Desciptions in the Peronsals: Her Description..................Realty 40-ish........................................49 Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone Athletic....................................No tits Average looking............................Ugly Beautiful.........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist.......................................Fat Free spirit.................................Junkie Friendship first.......................Former slut Fun.........................................Annoying New-Age................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.............................No BJs Open-minded............................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................b**** Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 08:04 AM) DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No The email I got said: 1. Yes = No 2. No = No 3. Maybe = No Seems to fit better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 awesome stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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