I forget which company they are for out in SoCal, but these two commercials I have heard recently on FoxSports Radio have cracked me up:

 

#1 - "Yeah, I want to talk about pitchers. What a bunch of wimps! How come a guy can't throw more then 120 pitches in a game?

 

Here's an idea...stop warming up with 10 pitches before every inning! You think it's a pitch because there's no batter up there?"

 

#2 - "Yeah, I want to talk about NBA coaches. What's with the $2,000 Italian-made suits you wear each game? I mean, you jump up and down and hug sweaty players for over 2 hours.

 

If that was me, I'd be at the game in raggedy-old sweats."

 

Classics!

Lol I just heard #2 again and forgot 1 thing:

 

#2 - "Yeah, I want to talk about NBA coaches. What's with the $2,000 Italian-made suits you wear each game? I mean, you jump up and down and hug sweaty players for over 2 hours. Maybe your family owns a dry-cleaners.

 

If that was me, I'd be at the game in raggedy-old sweats."

 

lmao.