Cutest, Weirdest Things You've Ever Said

[Gregory Pratt]

Sometimes people say things that are weird or funny when they're inhibited by alcohol or prescription drugs. Sometimes people go crazy when they're angry. Sometimes you're just sleepy.

 

I loved - and still love, really - a girl that I was with for eleven months until last February. One night, I rolled over in bed and said to her, "I'll bet you'd look cute in a Hurricane" before falling back asleep. She thought it was the cutest thing in the world.

 

Your comments don't have to be limited to one, and they don't have to be romantic or attempts at being romantic.

 

Oh! I'm also fond of saying, "[blank] doesn't know s*** from applebutter" and "He knows as much about [blank] as a Pig knows about Sunday!" but those aren't my own words, but President Harry Truman's.

[ZoomSlowik]

One of the weirdest things I've said occured over a meal with one of my friends. He was talking about some random stuff, bouncing from topic to topic, and I wasn't really paying attention. He asked me, "Did you hear what I said?"

 

My response was," I don't know, something about the girl last night and a body."

 

This one is better though. Apparently there was an inside joke involving that same friend and some of the people he worked with. Out of the blue one day, he asks me," How do you say "like monkeys f***ing flaming chickens" in Spanish?" Needless to say, I was quite confused. Eventually the best translation we came up with was "como manos chingando los pollos en fuego."

Edited March 10, 2006 by ZoomSlowik

[Gregory Pratt]

My friend and I just stopped chatting, and she's particularly fond of the "Hurricane" story. So she tells me I should go to bed, and I say, "tell me I'd look cute in a hurricane and then I'll go to sleep," and let me add that as I spoke to her and even as I write this I'm quite sleepy, and she says, "You'd look cute in a raincoat."

 

Now it's really bedtime. Huzzah!

[hammerhead johnson]

On Christmas Eve in 1987, my uncle told me that my dad married his hand in the 5th grade. I actually just figured out what he meant last week.

 

Greg, you are the poster formerly known as....? Why did you get banned? Seriously though, there's something very familiar about your posting style.

[Gregory Pratt]

On Christmas Eve in 1987, my uncle told me that my dad married his hand in the 5th grade.  I actually just figured out what he meant last week.  

 

Greg, you are the poster formerly known as....?  Why did you get banned?  Seriously though, there's something very familiar about your posting style.

 

I've never been to this forum as a poster before creating this account, and I only started visiting SoxTalk in November. As to why I seem familiar, I'm not sure. I used to blog at www.officeoftheindependentblogger.com but technical issues brought me down. It's nice to meet you, though.

Edited March 10, 2006 by Gregory Pratt