Controlled Chaos Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 What does YOUR Daddy do? Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Kevin was being uncharacteristically quiet & so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar & takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy & make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, & took little Kevin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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