So I am sitting out in the bleachers watching the Sox get pasted last night and I got a hankerin for a snack around the top of the 8th. I went and bought a bag of Cracker Jack and was excited to see what fabulous prize would await me inside. When I got back to my seat and looked, it turned out to be a Corky Sosa miniature baseball card. What the f***. :fyou

Well, that's a b****

So I am sitting out in the bleachers watching the Sox get pasted last night and I got a hankerin for a snack around the top of the 8th. I went and bought a bag of Cracker Jack and was excited to see what fabulous prize would await me inside. When I got back to my seat and looked, it turned out to be a Corky Sosa miniature baseball card. What the f***. :fyou

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....omg .. lmfao...........ha ha ha ha ha ...........who would have thunk it......the guy i paid to put that in there actually did it........

So I am sitting out in the bleachers watching the Sox get pasted last night and I got a hankerin for a snack around the top of the 8th. I went and bought a bag of Cracker Jack and was excited to see what fabulous prize would await me inside. When I got back to my seat and looked, it turned out to be a Corky Sosa miniature baseball card. What the f***. :fyou

I am a witness. I saw it. Zach was in tears.

Perfect end to a perfect night :puke

 

And since it was the 8th, you couldn't drown your sorrows in a watered down USCF Miller Beer

Perfect end to a perfect night  :puke

 

And since it was the 8th, you couldn't drown your sorrows in a watered down USCF Miller Beer 

I wrote all kinds of "nice" things on it. I was going to drop it in an All Star ballot box and hope the person collecting them is a Corky Sosa fan, but I was too lazy to walk the extra 100 ft. or so to get to one on the way out. Maybe tonight I will drop it in.

Huge said I should hand it to a passing scrub fan. Lord knows there are plenty roaming the Cell this year. I think the number of scrub fans in the Cell being obnoxious is directly related to the scrub's place in the standings.

Perfect end to a perfect night  :puke

 

And since it was the 8th, you couldn't drown your sorrows in a watered down USCF Miller Beer 

I wrote all kinds of "nice" things on it. I was going to drop it in an All Star ballot box and hope the person collecting them is a Corky Sosa fan, but I was too lazy to walk the extra 100 ft. or so to get to one on the way out. Maybe tonight I will drop it in.

Huge said I should hand it to a passing scrub fan. Lord knows there are plenty roaming the Cell this year. I think the number of scrub fans in the Cell being obnoxious is directly related to the scrub's place in the standings.

just mail it to shamme in c/o wrigley field.. .he will love it im sure with all the writing on it.........should make his day...............lmao... or better yet send it to chimp so he will have something to talk about in his next broadcast............. tell him its an actual autographed card.......maybe he will frame it........

Perfect end to a perfect night  :puke

 

And since it was the 8th, you couldn't drown your sorrows in a watered down USCF Miller Beer 

I wrote all kinds of "nice" things on it. I was going to drop it in an All Star ballot box and hope the person collecting them is a Corky Sosa fan, but I was too lazy to walk the extra 100 ft. or so to get to one on the way out. Maybe tonight I will drop it in.

Huge said I should hand it to a passing scrub fan. Lord knows there are plenty roaming the Cell this year. I think the number of scrub fans in the Cell being obnoxious is directly related to the scrub's place in the standings.

just mail it to shamme in c/o wrigley field.. .he will love it im sure with all the writing on it.........should make his day...............lmao... or better yet send it to chimp so he will have something to talk about in his next broadcast............. tell him its an actual autographed card.......maybe he will frame it........

I left it in the ballot box last night after consuming some $1 hotdogs.