July 2, 200322 yr Oh gracious Sox fans it is so wonderful when the moon, the stars and all the other too numerous heavenly bodies are in alignment. Tuesday, 1 July 2003, was one of those magical days. The Zen and the Ying and the Yang were pulsating with the power and it manifested itself in TraderKen. We beat the Twins, who play their games in an inflatable circus tent, and previously had shamed the team home to the King of Cork. Tonight I will ride into the ballpark on my magic carpet and we will procede to throw lightning bolts at the Twinkies. Please bring your brooms to sweep up the mess which will be left over after the cosmic explosion that will be the result of the Sox destroying the twinks. We are on a roll, I am a freakin baseball strategy genius and my brother Kenny a talent thief in the disguise of a nerd GM. Now get off my back I have a pennant to win. Jarry Manual
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