February 17, 201214 yr I got one that was so clever and yet and the same time "just so wrong!!" (In my opinion....this one is going to be tough to beat!!!....but after reading it......let's see what ya got!!!) My older brother was in the National Guard in the late 60's. He ditched a couple of riot meetings, got caught, and they sent him to Germany for guard duty for a year and a half. (Rough punishment! Going to the beer capital iof the world!!) During his stay he told me of what transpired in a bar with him and his 2 friends. In the bathroom, my brother filled up a hot water bottle with cream of chicken soup. Stuck the water bottle under his sweater with a tube sticking out of the bottle and under his turtle neck portion of the sweater. Next he puts away shot after shot after shot. Starts pretending like he is getting very queasey,and then bends over onto the bar like he's going to hurl. In the process of when he is bent over, he hits the water bottle hard, the cream of chicken soup goes all over the bar, and his 2 friends grab spoons and start eating the soup off of the bar. How someone can even dream up something like that is beyond me, but as gross at it is, you gotta admit... IT WAS PRETTY DARN GOOD!
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