Nobody you know

Marginal is more the word I would use to describe Rowand.

Thomas filed for free agency,the Sox don't have his rights to trade him until after Dec. 7th.

More than likely that they are not people at all,but rather "spiders" sent out by various search engines.A check of their IP address would determine it.

I have a question. If you are traveling twice the speed of light and turn the lights on will they be following you? And how do you get scotch stains out of a persian rug in less than 24 hours?

Thomas would qualify as a type A free agent,and would be compensated with two draft picks.

Your best bet would be to eat it 24 hours before your plane lands,as it takes about twenty four hours to get through your system,then you can just recycle at your destination. It will give a whole new meaning to the phrase "smoking s***"