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QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 12:45 AM) Don't listen to him. What really happened is this. During the last leg of the race, in view of the finish line, Lance rode triumphantly with his glass of champagne in hand and all the confidence and satisfaction on Earth in his heart. Suddenly, a samurai hired by the French people sprung from amongst the awe-struck crowd and decapitated Lance. Fortunately enough, the body continued to pedal for the last few feet and Armstrong won by a hair. Paramedics on standby were able to sew his head back on with a needle and fishing line. He's expected to make a full recovery. Dang it! I was rooted for Ulrich the whole time! BTW, for those who didn't get the picture, I was joking by asking if he had won or not....

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 12:43 AM) Today he got away from "dees keed" and switched up to "dees guy". Maybe even he noticed that he'd call Jesus "dees keed" - "joo know, dees keed Jesus, he pretty goo at makeeng eenough fish an' loaves for evereebodee" "Joo no, dees keed Heysus is bery good as a plajer. He can comb ba aly after he get dow becau he da massia"

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 12:39 AM) I'm now going to sleep a little disappointed because of Bruuuuuuuuuuce. If he hadn't said this, I really wouldn't have been hoping all day that he was right. That son of a b**** better be right and Burnett's on the Sox when I wake up in the morning. Yeah I know. I have to wake up at 9 AM tomorrow but I want to stay up as late as possible with enough sleep to go find my new doggy as possible. Gawsh Bruce Levine, way to get out hopes up!

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 12:39 AM) *cues the music from The Graduate*

Your right Critic. Ozzie's interviews crack me up. Partly because he calls everyone "dis keed" and partly because he just talks so damn funny!

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 12:29 AM) Ahh, which brings to mind the quote of the famous philosopher/poet Nuke Cleveland. "Eat s***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You know what you can do with that quote? Shove it where the sun don't shine and RIP EM!!!!!!!! GET TO DA CHOPPA!

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 12:29 AM) wasn't Valido one of the sox players caught for using steroids? Yes.

So did Lance win or not???

Wow, the fact that Panama made it to the finals makes this tournament lose ALL credibility to me...

AFC East: Patriots Bills Jets Dolphins AFC North: Steelers Bengals (WC) Ravens Brown AFC South: Jaguars Colts Texans Titans AFC West: Chargers Raiders (WC) Chiefs Broncos NFC East: Eagles Redskins (WC) Cowboys Giants NFC North: Bears Vikings Lions Packers NFC South: Falcons Saints (WC) Panthers Buccaneers NFC West: Seahawks Cardinals Rams 49ers Super Bowl Champs: Chargers 27 - Redskins 19 Bears Record: 11-5

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jul 23, 2005 -> 05:52 AM) But be quick about it. He who hesitates is lost. Of course. Good things come to those who wait. Patience is a virtue!

Well, I listened to the SoxTalk shoutout and it gave me goosebumps. Glad to be a part of it!

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 01:39 AM) Holding the mag with his left hand Pshhhhhh, I'm a switch-hitter!

QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 11:48 PM) This Burnett thing is too hot. It's being covered on ESPN, all the local stations, JR quoted as saying rent-a-player on Burnett is ok, all of it seems to point strongly to it's going to happen. I can only hope that AJ & Cooper can bring out the best in AJB like they have in Contreras.

QUOTE(thelatinoheat_30 @ Jul 23, 2005 -> 11:28 PM) the thing that concerns me most on this team is konerko. seems like most of the time he gets a hit is leading off an inning. he is so very slow and he hits #4, a spot for guys to drive in runs. the problem is he hits .245 w/ runners on, .225 w/ RISP, and .140 w/ RISP and 2 out. those are horrific numbers for a #4 hitter. to compare, uribe, usually hitting 8 or 9, is hitting AT LEAST 40 points higher in each of those categories than konerko, that's pretty telling, esp. since konerko is makin 8+ mil this year. if i'm kenny, priority #1 is getting guardado or another very good bullpen arm and priority #2 would be shopping konerko. i know it'd be hard but who knows maybe the nats would be interested w/ their offensive woes or maybe in a 3 way trade somehow. i dunno but konerko is leaving way too many runners in scoring position. Look at MilkmanDelivers' sig.....

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 11:44 PM) Ehh, he sucks almost as much as PK Key word...

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 11:41 PM) Everyone also forgot when they talked to Ozzie about it. How he complemented AJ and said he was like family and he is a great pitcher and they are good friends. The last time we had this type of talk was last year when Garcia signed with us. Guillen again might be a bargaining chip here. Money is great, but for pennies on the dollar is AJ going to go somewhere where the manager is a dick and the team might not be in contention. Or does he sign here for a few pennies less, play for Ozzie a guy he knows, plays for a competitive team year in and year out. Methinks that he will be traded here and will sign here. I sure hope so...

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 11:38 PM) So unless they make a trade in the middle of the night, Levine was wrong? Not surprising... You hit the nail on the head! Who is the f***wad that says Levine is 95% right???

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 09:06 PM) Jeez, I'd marry any guy that got tickets to take me to a Sox world Series game. Anyway, that series was before my time, even my dad doesn't remember it (he was 4). I got tickets for scout seats. Game 1 and 2 at the Cell. Call me for more info.

Ooooooh, Flipped Out Punk.....gotcha.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 03:31 PM) Should have given me your tickets, I would have went. I would have went too but my other 3 ticket holders, aka my mom and sisters aka my ride, chickened out.

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 03:31 PM) Twins lose

Heads....what are you talking about? PK hit one down the LF line, that is considered pulling the ball. Or did I miss something?

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 03:26 PM) Toughen up. Ha......ahaha........ahahahahaha. I'm not risking a f***ing heat stroke! Hopefully the Sept. game I go to is nice and cool and a division-clincher!

QUOTE(SoxAce @ Jul 24, 2005 -> 03:27 PM) Damn.... de ja vu of the Olivo/Reed trade... I think we came out pretty nice in that deal. If Damaso is not used today, I think we'll know.