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QUOTE(premo @ Jul 31, 2007 -> 01:49 AM) I honestly feel bad for BA. I wish he would've gotten at least a full season in the majors. I also hope to never see Darin Erstad as a starting OF for the Sox again Sentence. Sentence. You have by far the coolest avatar I have ever seen, period.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jul 31, 2007 -> 02:30 PM) Ya don't say! Sox fans love to rip our recent drafts (myself included) but this is the type of package Lance Broadway could be bringing in two years from now. Seriously. One decent season and all of the sudden teams will offer a ton, which is actually kind of logical when you consider the type of contracts veteran No. 4 starters like Marquis and Suppan are getting. s***, the American League stepped on Jeff Weaver's nutsac last year and squished his testies all up into some nasty goop and yet he still got an $8MM deal.

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jul 31, 2007 -> 08:36 AM) It's looking like the trade is imminent, I'm sure this is how it went. Nah, I think it went more like this: Theo: Pardon me, Mr. Williams, I see you are practicing the lost art of Shaolin Karate, but I was wondering if I could talk to you about your right fielder Jermaine Dye for a moment. Kenny: (Stops his Karate) Contreras? Theo: No sir, I said Dye. Kenny: I like you Theo, so you give me Masterson and Delcarmen and JD is yours. Theo: Well, you see, I was kind of trying to get rid of Wily Mo Pena, so how about Wily and either Masterson or Delcarmen? Kenny: You're pushing your luck, but I'll think about it. (3 hours later) Kenny: Sup, Theo? You're breaking my balls here, but I'll take Pena and Masterson. Theo: Actually Kenny, on second thought, I really don't want to trade Masterson. Kenny: You don't, huh? You're testing my patience here, but I'm in a good mood today so I'll do Wily Mo and Delcarmen then. Theo: You know Kenny I'm really sorry but I just talked to some people and we really can't afford to trade such a valuable part of our bullpen. Would CoCo Crisp and Pena do anything for you? Kenny: f*** you, cocksucker!!! (Every table within a 50 mile radius flips over) I oughta come over there and whoop your ass! I got s*** to move and your punkass is wasting my muthaf***in' time! You think this is funny? Callin' me up, talking about Wily Mo Pena and CoCo Crisp? I get two draft picks for not doing jack s***! I try to do you a favor by takin' Pena and now you want to dump all your f***in' s*** off on me?!? Well f*** you, Theo, and f*** everyone who looks you! Count your f***in' days, Theo, count your f***in' days. (Hangs up the phone).