QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jul 31, 2007 -> 08:36 AM)
It's looking like the trade is imminent, I'm sure this is how it went.
Nah, I think it went more like this:
Theo: Pardon me, Mr. Williams, I see you are practicing the lost art of Shaolin Karate, but I was wondering if I could talk to you about your right fielder Jermaine Dye for a moment.
Kenny: (Stops his Karate) Contreras?
Theo: No sir, I said Dye.
Kenny: I like you Theo, so you give me Masterson and Delcarmen and JD is yours.
Theo: Well, you see, I was kind of trying to get rid of Wily Mo Pena, so how about Wily and either Masterson or Delcarmen?
Kenny: You're pushing your luck, but I'll think about it.
(3 hours later)
Kenny: Sup, Theo? You're breaking my balls here, but I'll take Pena and Masterson.
Theo: Actually Kenny, on second thought, I really don't want to trade Masterson.
Kenny: You don't, huh? You're testing my patience here, but I'm in a good mood today so I'll do Wily Mo and Delcarmen then.
Theo: You know Kenny I'm really sorry but I just talked to some people and we really can't afford to trade such a valuable part of our bullpen. Would CoCo Crisp and Pena do anything for you?
Kenny: f*** you, cocksucker!!! (Every table within a 50 mile radius flips over) I oughta come over there and whoop your ass! I got s*** to move and your punkass is wasting my muthaf***in' time! You think this is funny? Callin' me up, talking about Wily Mo Pena and CoCo Crisp? I get two draft picks for not doing jack s***! I try to do you a favor by takin' Pena and now you want to dump all your f***in' s*** off on me?!? Well f*** you, Theo, and f*** everyone who looks you! Count your f***in' days, Theo, count your f***in' days. (Hangs up the phone).