DonkeyKongerko

Pickoff to third nao

Well hopefully some annoying Tigers fans are staying up late tonight watching this. That'll get 'em

My theory is Felix f***ed up everyone so bad they can't hit these scrubs

I love this ballpark when we're pitching

Is our entire bench unavailable tonight or something?

Cmon this pitcher's ERA is 5. That means we should probably score this inning.

Way to man up Matt

Ichiro is one of those guys I can see turning Matt around

Pods was so late reacting to that it's kind of funny

Wow that was weird looking but I'll take it. Execute FFS here please

Stolen base, sacrifice, sac fly?

They better close the roof. Gonna take a homer to win this thing

Now Nix is swinging first pitch. I don't get it

Good or bad, seems Alexei is always involved somehow

Wow, Mariners suck about as bad as we do. Had about 5 outs that inning

Ugh could it not be Mike Sweeney please? Bad memories and all

Whatever happens, I like this decision

Pitch to Ichiro?

f*** this mound seriously

Carlos Quentin about the happiest guy in Seattle right now

Wow, three lineouts to Alexei tonight

Wild pitch/passed ball please?

Win by the Aardsma, die by the Aardsma.

Best line is "double-tapered s***"

Amazing how bad the Twins pitching has been lately against everyone else.