ThunderBolt

Well, that worked well.

This must be what going mad feels like.

Great inning for Jenks. I'm going to give you a tip, Ozzie. If pods gets on base. DON'T BUNT

Don't ease up, Bobby. This guy kills us.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 12, 2009 -> 10:08 PM) Or his crazy high BABIP earlier in the year has caught up to him? It's starting to look like he's going to have to repeat AA, next year. Viciedo, on the other hand, will play the year out in Charlotte.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:46 AM) Hey look. Somebody successfully executed a bunt. Amazing. AND WE DIDN’T SCORE???? Your whole world must be shattered.

Well, thank god we advanced that runner over to second on that bunt.

Why aren't we pitch-hitting here?

It’s amazing how much success Ozzie Guillen has experienced in his managerial career, considering the amount of outs he wastes on a nightly basis.

QUOTE (Drew @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:44 AM) Podsednik better be buying a steak dinner for his pitchers. Quentin's sac fly scores him if he wasn't asleep on third. STEAK DINNER BOOM?

NOOO!! STOP BUNTING ASSHOLE!

AJ is the luckiest man alive. He's incredibly smart about these things.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:43 AM) Can't you guys get us a run ? Do I have to do everything ? Welcome to the party.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:41 AM) If Beckham gets that bunt down this ball game is over. Ozzie would look pretty smart then. It's not his fault Becks and Pods screwed the f***ing pooch. Once again explain to me how the run scores on a bunt. Is this like monopoly? Can we skip a base?

Thornton aces Suzuki. Clutch.

Thanks a f***ing lot Pods. Nice. This is why you're our 4th OF from now on.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:32 AM) I wonder what would've happened if he got the bunt down. Oh, I know, we'd be winning. What kind of magical base-scoring bunt is this? I'd love to see it.

f*** you, Pods. f*** YOU.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:30 AM) So he should do his f***ing job and get the f***ing bunt down. That shouldn't be his job! He's our best hitter. This is Ozzie misusing his resources. RIOS!!!!

Thank god we had Beckham waste two strikes on a f***ing bunt.

Stop it, Ozzie. Don't bunt

Gordon Beckham: Stud Powers ACTIVATE!

QUOTE (GordoTheGreat @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:25 AM) A washed-up pitcher? He'll probably have a 1-2-3 in 3 pitches. Mark Lowe is filthy when he's on. Nigh unhittable.

QUOTE (BFirebird @ Aug 13, 2009 -> 12:21 AM) I think he is a low ball hitter. I could be wrong though. He absolutely is. The uppercut in his swing is very visible. He’s vulnerable to high heat, and hard pitches inside. Basically, he’s Thornton’s b****.

Q with a hell of a play.