BridgeportHeather

Maggs strikes out to end the inning... "We are into the 9th leading 8-2" ~Hawk Harrelson

Frank walks! Bases loaded for Maggs!!!

Alomar takes a walk! Now it's time for The Big Hurt... Will he BE GOOD?

Wouldn't that be TIME????

Valentin fouls out to Koskie, 2 down.

Alomar gets a nice hit, now it's Valentin's day!

Ms. Lee have you been drinking tonight? Or are you just intoxicated on the sweet smell of victory? I'm GOOD!!! Just basking in the glory of victory!!!

Crede flies out to right, 1 down.

Michael Cuddyer grounds out to 2nd, the important thing is NO DAMAGE DONE!!! Going to the bottom of the 8th, 8-2 Sox! Man the Twins are f***ed even more than Monica Lewinsky underneath Clinton's desk!!!

Mohr walks the bases loaded, still 2 out.

PierBUTTf***ER laces a single to left, runners on first and 2nd with 2 outs.

It's Schoe time!!!

Hunter feeds Maggs some corn!!! He finds out that Maggs bites, so maybe he shouldn't feed Maggs anymore!!!!

Koskie walks.

LeCroy grounds out to begin the 8th.

Rowand's in center now.

Yea, if you wanna snatch a loss from the jaws of victory!!!

Konerko pops out to end the inning... But a BIG crooked number goes on the board. Going to the 8th, 8-2 Sox!

As opposed to BEHIND him, forcing a double play to be called!!!

Jurassic hits the dinosaur to center!!!!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOARD, YESSSSSSS!!!! Carlos hits it to the Sox bullpen...8-2 Sox!!!! HELL MOTHERf***ING YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maggs singles, Frank scores....6-2 Sox now!!!

THE Big Hurt... is GOOD BE GOOD sons and co. ______________________ Translation: Frank makes that ball his personal b****, hitting an easy double to the warning track, causing Rick Reed to pee in his pants and have to run to the bathroom!!! Gardenhire doesn't like the sight of urine on Reed's pants, so he calls to the bullpen for some help!

Roberto Alomar HEET HOME RUN!!! 5-2 Sox. Now THAT, my friends, is what you call an EXCLAMATION POINT!

Jose time...he's out...2 down now for Alomar.