Ducksnort

Probably because whoever he/she is, is a clown.

Wow we have 4 more hits than Houston. Same amount of runs.

Certainly feels that way

This defense man. It's saved them more than a couple runs in the game.

That's the spirit!

Would really love to see the Sox hit some homeruns here.

Needs to face at least 3 hitters. What a play by Yoan.

Someone tell me why Dusty sometimes wears masks, sometimes he doesn't, and why he wears gloves but always touches his face with them

There it is.

Thank you blue. Thank. You.

That wasn't even competitive.

Wow. Power vs power right here. I know it's 3-2 but...I think I'd personally throw the slider here, if he's feeling it.

Great 2-1 pitch

2-0...uggghhhhhhhhhhhh

He just said "garden-variety southpaw" everybody needs to flip their shit NOW

That needs to be his last batter.

In this day an age do you really think someone would say something like that on tv with that kind of intent? Read between the lines. I'm sure he meant to say he wants a whole lot of Yoan Moncadas...but word choice was obviously piss poor.

Gio is done.

Omg no he didn't. Stop putting words into peoples' mouths. That kind of language is why social media is so dangerous.

That was a huge inning. Needed to score there. Now if Gio can give us one more scoreless inning, hand it over to the pen and let's leave Houston with a big ass black W.

Whoooo, Yaz had some very hittable breaking balls there. Some rollers.

Hey, Astros taking a page out of the White Sox playbook! Check the dugout for cameras!

I fully agree with this.

BREAK THIS SHIT OPEN YAZ GIVE US THE BAT DROP BABYYYY

YES THAT'S OUR GUY!