FRENCH CAPITALISM: You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

 

JAPANESE CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

 

BRITISH CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

 

ITALIAN CAPITALISM:

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

 

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

 

SWISS CAPITALISM:

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

 

HINDU CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You worship them.

 

CHINESE CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

 

ARKANSAS CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

That one on the left is kinda cute..

 

 

ARKANSAS CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

That one on the left is kinda cute..