April 4, 200422 yr What a wonderful place to work. Morning checklist..lets see here Car keys....check Wallet......check Body Armor with ceramic plates.......check Sidearm.......check Heavy Machine Gun......check. Ok, lets go waste some Insurgents!!
April 4, 200422 yr Car keys? I would go with tank keys, but that is just me. Go ARREST some insurgents for me Thanks in Advance
April 4, 200422 yr I would wrap myself in barbed wire...that way after i'm charred it will still hurt them to carry me above their heads...
April 4, 200422 yr Author I would wrap myself in barbed wire...that way after i'm charred it will still hurt them to carry me above their heads... Wrap yourself in barbed wire? I've tied people to trees & taped them to cots before but that's a little over the edge.
April 4, 200422 yr um...i'd also have cardboard underneath so it wouldn't hurt me... have fun looking like a f***ing jackass
April 4, 200422 yr I would strap myself with explosives so if I start burning I blow up everything around me.
April 5, 200422 yr Author I would strap myself with explosives so if I start burning I blow up everything around me. If ya did that then you'd get mistaken as a suicide bomber and shot.
April 5, 200422 yr yeah, but maybe the terrorists would think he's one of them and bring them to a secret meeting than singlehandedly arrests all of them...
April 5, 200422 yr Author yeah, but maybe the terrorists would think he's one of them and bring them to a secret meeting than singlehandedly arrests all of them... Or they'd figure you out as a fake and string you up on a bridge somewhere.
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