NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

Secret Service agents recently questioned a Washington

high school student about anti-war drawings he did for

an art class. The 15-year-old boy's art teacher turned

the drawings over to school administrators, who

notified police, who called the Secret Service.

 

And as if that weren't enough....

 

 

The Top 5 Recent Secret Service Busts

 

 

5> Detained 84-year-old Winnie Mae Davis at LaGuardia when her

monogrammed knitting bag raised the suspicions of an alert

security guard.

 

4> Motorcycle stunt fans across the nation were rounded up

after a Google search revealed an underground Web ring of

subscribers to an "Axis of Evel Knievel."

 

3> A small band of first-graders was detained for questioning

after agents overheard a destructive plot directed at London

bridges.

 

2> False alarm: It was just the Bush twins in the East Room

playing "Spin the Iraqi Prisoner" again.

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Recent Secret Service Bust...

 

 

1> After years of undermining the current administration, Martin

Sheen and his shadow government were finally taken down.

 

 

 

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Rumination of the Day

 

This morning I woke up with the ugliest,

skankiest barmaid yet. Damn those

Jedi and their stupid mind tricks!

 

(Michael Cunningham)

 

 

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Selected from 89 submissions from 36 contributors.

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Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (6th #1)

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2

Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3

Matt Maynard, Orange Park, FL -- 4

Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5

Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic

Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator, RU/HM names

Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

The Rolling Stones, London, England -- Ambience

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"Executive Dribblage" and "In the Line of Dire"

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wow, by the thread title i was expecting something totally different. oh well.