The Top 9 Ways George W. Bush Can Persuade

                Colin Powell Not to Resign

 

9> Let him invade Canada.

 

8> Stop calling him "The Colster."

 

7> Offer him Secretary's Day off.

 

6> Learn to speak that jive talk.

 

5> Promise him an even higher profile position in the next Middle

East war.

 

4> Give him a nice bottle of Scotch. Just like Mom always gave

the maid when she was obviously pissed.

 

3> Remind him of all the Condoleezza Rice in tight suits he won't

be seeing.

 

2> Bush can promise to promote him from "Secretary of State" to

"Secretary of Country."

 

    and the Number 1 Way George W. Bush Can Persuade

                  Colin Powell Not to Resign...

 

1> At a cabinet meeting, loudly demand, "You're not yella, are

ya?"

 

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LMAO! Especially #2.

LMAO!  Especially #2.

Yes, number 2 was the best!