I have a feeling this is going to get a couple just in the next couple days....

October was a snorefest. :sleep

 

I think we need a huge quote thread for November.

October was a snorefest.  :sleep

 

I think we need a huge quote thread for November.

Then hurry up and get funny...

Stolen from a Yahoo article about an inoperable grenade found in RF of Wrigley Field.

 

``It's a dud, just like the Cubs were,'' Police spokesman Pat Camden said Wednesday.

YASNY on negotiations between GMs

 

Now tell me why would any GM make a trade with KW where KW "wins the trade overwhelmingly"?

 

 

Williams: Hey man, have a heart. I'm under a lot pressure from greg775 to make a trade that we win overwhelmingly. I need your help.

 

DBacks GM: greg775? Why didn't you say that earlier? I'll give you Johnson for Grilli and pay the difference in salary. How's that?

 

Williams: Could you throw in Brandon Webb?

WinoDJ in the never flying again thread...

 

I think Muhammad Ali said it best about me.

 

Hung like a butterfly, stings when I pee.

Jackie Hayes in the Porno thread.

 

Anyone else want to try their hand at it?

 

 

From the Critic in the thread about teens drinking Grandpas ashes...

 

The best part of waking up.....is Grampa in your cuuuuuuup.......

 

ewwwwww

That wasn't all they were hoping to "accidentally" discharge.

 

Texsox from the teen / stripper hostage thread.

The Cheat -- in a thread about a group of girls that lit a canine on fire

 

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