Vinny Capra doing it for you?
Josh Palacios stan?
Josh Rojas fan?
Jacob Amaya jaja?
Slater Tater?
Michael Taylor Sailor?
Jank rank?
Noda NoDuh?
Hopefully you get the bit by now.
A few weeks ago this dude was free to the entire MLB and had to take a job with the Sox to get on a MLB roster, but in a few more weeks gets a real return? Pass whatever it is because I need some too.