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I remember when the Astros and Marlins tricked themselves into thinking Aiken and Kolek would be better than Rodon. Obviously Rodon didn't live up to his ceiling, but 22 fWAR isn't anything to sneeze at.

All I need right here lmao.

Hold up, Meidroth already had sunglasses with him!?

Buy Meidroth sunglasses.

I guess this isn't actually Streisand effect, which is where attempts to hide or censor info makes people look into it more. But in this case, baseball fans wouldn't know Cole gave up that homer if he didn't plunk Bonemer.

This is ultimate Streisand effect lmao

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God, I wish they could buy the Bulls. Like, hypothetically they could pull a John Henry, Jeff Loria move, but I highly doubt that happens.

They need to get to .500 before we can declare this.

Time to see if Gonzo can handle RF.

Haber's Revenge can't be stopped.

If they can get 5 games above .500 and stay there through the end of May, I will stop calling for Getz's head and enter the "purchase Getz a room temp beer or cold Coke" club.

This would be such a niche, but perfect piece of merch.

Colson's revenge lmao