The Top 9 Things Overheard at Yassir Arafat's Wake

 

9> "Is Suha seeing anyone yet?"

 

8> "He looks so peaceful."

 

7> "Will the driver of the Volkswagen car bomb please report to

the parking lot. Your timer is on."

 

6> "Natural causes? It seems no one had that in the betting

pool."

 

5> "That 21-suicide-bomber salute was touching, wasn't it?"

 

4> "I guess that Beatles reunion's a pretty moot point now, huh?"

 

3> "Get me a meeting with the new PLO leader!"

"Yessir!"

"No, he's the old one; get me...."

 

2> "Me be a suicide bomber?! Who died and made you bo-- oh,

right."

 

              and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at

                  Yassir Arafat's Wake...

 

1> "Now that you mention it, that table cloth *does* look

familiar. Oops."

 

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3> "Get me a meeting with the new PLO leader!"

  "Yessir!"

  "No, he's the old one; get me...."

 

LMAO - sounds like something right out of a Marx Brothers movie.

4> "I guess that Beatles reunion's a pretty moot point now, huh?"

 

I never did see Ringo and Arafat at the same time