A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.

 

Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.

 

"I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied."

First date??? Yowza....

 

I did like that part about presenting them after "satisfaction." Good job honey, here's a ribbon...