The Top 10 Sports Headlines We Expect to See in 2005

 

10> Vegas to Host Tyson-Artest Bout

 

9> Babe Tied by Bonds, Another by Marv Albert

 

8> MLS to Fold -- America Asks "What's MLS?"

 

7> Trailblazer Management Alienates Last Five Fans

 

6> Zito Pounded, Gagne Hammered, Pujols and Bonds Hitless as

Yanks Choke Again in ALCS

 

5> Rickey Henderson Breaks Record, Hip

 

4> NHL Apparently Still Locked Out, Canadians Say

 

3> Steelers Edge Eagles in Super Bowl XXXIX; Pennsylvania Gov

Loses Cheese Steak Sandwiches to Self

 

2> Bonds Bicep Explodes, Injuring Six

 

                and the Number 1 Sports Headline

                  We Expect to See in 2005...

 

1> BCS Hacked? Harvard to Host Yale in Rose Bowl

 

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