There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

 

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

 

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

 

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

 

-- Custer, 1877

 

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot

could understand that."

 

-- Einstein, 1938

 

 

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

 

-- Picasso, 1926

 

6. "How the @#$%

did you work that out?"

 

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

 

5. "You want WHAT

on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

 

-- Michelangelo, 1566

 

 

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

 

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

 

-- Noah, 4314 BC

 

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

 

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

 

 

and a drum roll please............!

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. "Geez, I didn't think

 

they'd get this

 

@%#*^ing mad."

 

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

LMAO!

You should add in me today...I gotta go drop $30+ in copying costs to turn in a homework assignment worth about 1% of our grade. I'd totally not do it but it hurts the rest of my group if I don't so -- needless to say I'm a real happy camper

You should add in me today...I gotta go drop $30+ in copying costs to turn in a homework assignment worth about 1% of our grade.  I'd totally not do it but it hurts the rest of my group if I don't so -- needless to say I'm a real happy camper

I do all my copying at work.

I do all my copying at work. 

 

I've already turned in 20+ pieces of paper to this professor in the first week of class...THE FIRST WEEK.

You're the one who wants to be a teacher. Get ready to have deep pockets.

I've already turned in 20+ pieces of paper to this professor in the first week of class...THE FIRST WEEK.

I can see he's quickly becoming your favorite.

You're the one who wants to be a teacher. Get ready to have deep pockets.

 

I don't have a problem with spending the money. I do when I have about $50 or so in the account and gotta use most of it to make copies for this professor...and conveniently the topic she is making us research is what she wants to write her new thesis on so we get to be her monkeys doing all the work for her. I'm copyrighting my paper: All ideas expressed therein are property of LCR and cannot be used without expressed written consent from LCR and the Commissioner of Major League Baseball"

 

Luckily we have an Education Advisory Board and I am scheduling appointments to speak with them and the head of the Sociology department about this class and how it is not necessay for high school teaching prospects to take (It is a class on social research methods for sociologists). I doubt s*** will change but it'll be nice to have an airing of grievances.