March 18, 200521 yr March 18, 2005 The Top 5 Things on Robert Blake's To-Do List 5> Call networks, pitch "crime-solving golf buddies" sit-com co-starring O.J. 4> 9:00 -- Retrieve gun left at restaurant. 10:00 -- Retrieve hatchet left at gas station. 11:00 -- Retrieve chainsaw left at grocery store. Noon -- Retrieve flame-thrower left at Bed, Bath and Beyond. 3> Call Scott Peterson. Ask if he wants to go grab a beer, then say, "Oh, wait -- you LOST your case. Never mind." Laugh maniacally and hang up. 2> See if inexplicable good luck extends to getting Paris Hilton to polish my knob. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing on Robert Blake's To-Do List... 1> Display playful sense of humour during celebrity week on "Jeopardy!" by answering all clues with "What is, I offed my wife and there ain't a damn thing anybody can do about it?" Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml
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