They're asking what Michael Jordan should do now, and one of the options was "return to the White Sox". They'd be great. That would surley fill the house. Did he ever play int the Major Leagues, or was just for Birmingham?

Only with Birmingham.

With all of the dead wood in our line-up right now, I wouldn't mind having Jordan's stick for further laughability.

He could improve our team speed.

Hey Donkey Kongerko, with that streak, I hope you're not planning on going to a game anytime soon.

I figure the streak's gotta die soon. I bought the Sox Seven this year... First game not until June against San Fransuckso

He could improve our team speed.

and increase the team errors..........

GO away, Michael.

 

Just go away.

He should buy the Bulls from Jerry Reinsdork!