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Steff

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are

both married to other people, found themselves

 

assigned to the same sleeping room on a

 

Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed

 

and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very

 

tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

 

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the

 

woman saying,

 

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be

 

willing to reach into the closet to get me a second

 

blanket? I'm awfully cold."

 

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for

 

tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

 

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

 

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f------ blanket!"

 

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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