June 25, 200520 yr I thought I would write a guide for the Iraqi people projecting a US life. Iraq before US involvement: Tortured its citizens Iraq After: Write laws against torture Send prisoners to 3rd countries which do not have similar laws for interrogations Hire teams of lawyers and Doctors to figure out how to get around the laws you just wrote Iraq Before: Killed its citizens Iraq After Only kill citizens after giving them an over-worked under-paid public aid attorney. This allows your star athletes and entertainers to continue to give back to society Iraq Before Detained people indefinitely without trials Iraq After Keep this one. Iraq Before Strong following of religious law Iraq After Write "In God We Trust" on all your money, then stuff the money into the "g-string" of the topless dancer who is taking advantage of her right to free speech Iraq Before Closed borders, don't let anyone in Iraq After Erect a statue welcoming everyone, but complain when the tired and poor actually show up. Try and close border. Iraq Before No elections Iraq After Hold elections but don't actually go and vote. The lines are too long, you're busy, and it doesn't really matter anyway.
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