November 23, 200520 yr The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to s*** on someone's windshield.
November 23, 200520 yr The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to s*** on someone's windshield. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think the Prez just declared a "War on Birds".
November 23, 200520 yr Okay, I need to know something......do you have to ACT on the urge, or is just HAVING the urge a symptom?
November 23, 200520 yr Man, I was going to the doctor until I read #6 - I feel like s*** today. Not s***ting on a car, but just s***. Now if someone has a car wash out back, I might be in trouble.
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