bjm676 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 http://www.suntimes.com/output/quickhits/cst-spt-1hit22.html These may be kind of lame, but I thought some of them were funny. Especially the Jim Thome one. BEARS CHRISTMAS (To "White Christmas'' by a chorus of Bears fans) I'm dreaming of a Super Bowl Just like the '85 team, you know. Where the defense glistens And Bears fan listen To hear tackles in the snow. I'm dreaming of a Super Bowl With every contest that they play May the defense keep shining bright And may the Packers game be a delight. JOY TO SOX WORLD (To "Joy to the World'' by Jerry Reinsdorf and Eddie Einhorn) Joy to Sox world! At last we won; We've made Ozzie's team king; Let all Sox hearts revel in the fun, And Jermaine and Paulie sing, And A.J. and Crede sing, And Freddy and Buehrle and Jose sing. Joy to the earth! the White Sox reign; Let fans our games enjoy; While our players And the faithful Repeat the winning joy, Repeat the winning joy, Repeat, repeat the winning joy. No more our sins and sorrows grow, Success is all around; We come to make the good times flow No Sox curse to be found, No Sox curse to be found, No curse, no Sox curse to be found. WIE THE QUEEN, A RISING GOLF STAR (To "We Three Kings of Orient Are'' by various promoters) Michelle Wie will likely go far With a golf score way below par. Masters hopeful, and that's no bull Hyping the teenage star. O star of wonder, star so bright, You could give the men a fight, 16 years old, you break the mold, You display some awesome might. Future queen of the golfing game With skills to produce major fame, Await her, don't hate her If over all she reigns. O star of wonder, star so bright, You could give the men a fight, 16 years old, you break the mold, You display some awesome might. IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE NEXT YEAR (To "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas'' by the Cubs glee club) It's beginning to look a lot like "next year'' Ev'rywhere you go; Take a look at the waiver wire, the hot stove needs some fire Jim Hendry better put on a good show. It's beginning to look a lot like "next year'' Ev'rywhere you go; Take a look at the new bullpen, with strong arms once again And diehards' hopes as always still aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like "next year'' Batters with some pop And the prettiest sight to see is the great heights that will be From Wrigley rooftops. A pair of outfield bats and a player who scats Is the wish of Andy and Jim; Some Juan who won't balk at taking a walk Is anything but a whim; And Ron and Pat can hardly wait for games to start again. It's beginning to look a lot like "next year'' Ev'rywhere you go; D. Lee at first is swell; hits 'em out of the park so well, The sturdy guy who puts on quite a show. It's beginning to look a lot like "next year'' Ah, the NL Central And the thing that will make you cheer while you drink lots of beer Is their fundamentals. WE'LL FIND THE END ZONE BY CHRISTMAS (A repeat from 2004, to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas'' performed by the Bears coaching staff with a so-low performance by offensive coordinator Ron Turner rather than last year's version by then-offensive coordinator Terry Shea; this song would seem destined to become a classic) We'll find the end zone by Christmas, Where, oh, where could it be? You should know A missile throw Is something you won't see. Christmas Eve will find us Planning offensive schemes We'll find the end zone by Christmas If only in our dreams. JIM THOME'S COMING TO TOWN (To "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town'' by Sox general manager Ken Williams) This batter -- watch out; he'll make pitchers cry, They'll probably pout, I'm telling you why, Jim Thome is coming to town. I did make a list, I did check it twice, His power statistics really are nice, Jim Thome is coming to town. I've seen him when he's swinging His back no longer aches. Jim knows that it is feeling good, It better be good for Sox fans' sake. This batter -- watch out; he'll make pitchers cry, They'll probably pout, I'm telling you why, Jim Thome is coming to town. WAIT'LL (The ever-popular classic, to "Dreidel'' by a Chicagoland choir of pro sports teams' fans -- with White Sox faithful sitting this one out) We preach a little wait'll Whenever our teams play And when they're good and ready Then "wait'll'' we won't say. Wait'll, wait'll, wait'll Oh "wait'll'' we must say Wait'll, wait'll, wait'll Next year is on the way. OH, KERRY WOOD (To "O Christmas Tree,'' by an ensemble of Wrigley Field bleacher creatures) Oh, Kerry Wood; oh, Kerry Wood, Will you be a star again? Oh, Kerry Wood; oh, Kerry Wood, When will you pitch without pain? Not only in the summertime, Can it be you're past your prime? Oh, Kerry Wood; oh, Kerry Wood, Can't wait to see if you're still good. HERE COMES REX GROSSMAN (To "Here Comes Santa Claus,'' by the Bears glee club) Here comes Rex Grossman! Here comes Rex Grossman! A starting QB again! Muhsin and Justin and all their teammates Like him at the reins. Passes flying, Bears fans sighing, All is merry and bright. Hang up your jerseys, you happy players, 'Cause Grossman time is in sight. Here comes Rex Grossman! Here comes Rex Grossman! A starting QB again! He's got the arm and pocket poise, To foes he'll be a pain. See those passes really zipping Oh what a beautiful sight So join the team in a Super dream 'Cause Grossman is healthy tonight. O COME ALL YE SOX FANS (To "O Come All Ye Faithful'' by the Sox marketing department) O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, Come ye, O come ye, to Sox park. Come and behold us, better than the L.A. Angels. O come, let us adore them, O come, let us adore them, O come, let us adore them, World Series champs. THE WORST TERRELL (To "The First Noel,'' performed by Philadelphia Eagles fan chorus) The worst Terrell, the Eagles did say, Was the wide deceiver who was docked his pay. This is what happens when you dis McNabb Next question: Who's picking up the tab? Terrell, Terrell, Terrell, Terrell, Now your life's not going so well. Fans looked up and saw a star Shining in the East, beyond them far; And to the team he pled his plight, And so it continued both day and night. Terrell, Terrell, Terrell, Terrell, Now your life's not going so well. And by the light of that same star, Rosenhaus came from country far; More coin for T.O. was his intent More money for him than ever could be spent. Terrell, Terrell, Terrell, Terrell, Now your life's not going so well. HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE OFFENSE (To "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,'' by the Bulls coaching staff) Have yourself a merry little offense, Let Ben's shots take flight From now on, Kirk's jumpers will be out of sight. Have yourself a merry little offense, With up-tempo play From now on, It's the plan to just fire away. Here we are as in Jordan days, Those triangle plays of yore. Faithful fans who are dear to us Gather near to us once more. Through the years we all will thrive together If the fates allow Find a shooting star, Duhon somehow. And have yourself a merry little offense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChWRoCk2 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 WAIT'LL (The ever-popular classic, to "Dreidel'' by a Chicagoland choir of pro sports teams' fans -- with White Sox faithful sitting this one out) We preach a little wait'll Whenever our teams play And when they're good and ready Then "wait'll'' we won't say. I like this one, ill sing this to cubs fans lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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