Any sailors? I need to learn to sail and don't have the first clue where to start, except maybe on a sailboat and I have that.

We have seamanship schools dotted here and there along the east coast, you might have something similar along the texas coast.

 

Until then, prot is left and starboard is right.

Duck when jibing and tacking.

Thanks Jim, I'll me running one of them schools, I guess I should learn first.

Thanks Jim, I'll me running one of them schools, I guess I should learn first.

Proably a good idea, yes. But, in the meantime, where a captain's hat and some spiffy deck shoes and fake it.

Proably a good idea, yes.  But, in the meantime, where a captain's hat and some spiffy deck shoes and fake it. 

shoes !!! No shirt, No Shoes, No Problem. Man, I work on the beach.