I put this here because Laura Bush is on the page, just in case.

 

http://www.ironhymen.com/

 

"I used to suffer terribly from dirty dreams about boys. Thankfully, now my Iron Hymen Libido-Be-Gone™ thong panties keep my dreams clean – and my yucky cooter bone-dry!"

"Take it from me, girls – there's no good reason to rush into S-E-X. That's why I hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young cokehead from a so-called 'good family.'"

 

Edited March 23, 200620 yr by FlaSoxxJim

To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

 

so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage

 

I wonder how Hillary would characterize her marriage?

I wonder how Hillary would characterize her marriage?   

 

Complicated?

Complicated? 

 

Open?

Edited March 24, 200620 yr by WCSox

Open?   

. . .strained

when i first saw the title i was gonna make a joke about it but then i saw it was a joke and i was almost disappointed...sad.

when i first saw the title i was gonna make a joke about it but then i saw it was a joke and i was almost disappointed...sad.

I'm just sad because I thought Iron Hymen was going to be a Jewish superhero. . .