It's 5:04 in the morning and here I sit. Been on duty since 9 AM yesterday sitting at a desk watching a phone that never rings ( except for the occasional wrong number ) and with this insufferable jackass private who wont stop farting. I had to pack up the laptop and movies because all the high-ranking bigshots are going to show up soon. I cant sleep because the aforementioned big shots will take the rank off my uniform and shove it up my ass if I get caught. Im already sick of trolling the web and oh yeah, I still have another 4 hours to go.

 

Somebody shoot me!!!!

Pretty much describes everynight for me at work. Once I've read every possible thread on Soxtalk, check my normal sites, get some grub, I have like 5 hours to sit and do nothing, looking at a phone for tech support.