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Airport Arrest

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UPI 6/10/2003

 

At Atlanta's Hartsfield Airport today, an individual, later discovered to

be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in

possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

 

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious "Al-Gebra" movement.

 

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

LOL which along with being a Sox fan, doesn't speak well for my intelligence :lol:

UPI 6/10/2003

 

At Atlanta's Hartsfield Airport today, an individual, later discovered to

be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in

possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

 

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious "Al-Gebra" movement.

 

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG, thats hilarious. Did you find that in the Onion or did you come up with that yourself? If you made that up, you are a funny guy... :lol:

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Can't take credit for what I did not do. It was sent to me by a coworker, not sure where she got it.

I heard it on the radio a couple of weeks ago. My wife likes corny jokes like that and I forgot all about it. Thanks for reminding me.

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