I remember you had me sign up for it a couple years ago, before it got popular. You said you wanted another online friend.

 

Now I know that whole site, and your aim in particular, was for getting in other's pants. For shame, Gage. For shame.

I stopped going to Myspace ever since B-Mac denied my friend request.

 

But seriously, who doesn't have a Myspace these days? Even some of my teachers at school have one.