Surprised nobody posted this yet.

Margera, 50, is suspected of inappropriately fondling or groping 12- and 14-year-old girls during separate incidents at a signing event at Woodward Skatepark at the Colorado Mills mall in Lakewood, Colorado, Friday night. Because the incident involves sexual assault on a child, Lakewood Police spokesperson Steve Davis said he was unable to release much information, but said formal charges would be filed on Wednesday. In the meantime, Margera remains behind bars at the Jefferson County Jail, with no bail being offered, according to a jail spokesperson.

 

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"Bam whatta ya mean they wasn't 18 years old!?!?!?! YOUSHOUDLTOLDMEYOUSAIDOYOUSAID BAM!!!!"

He was probably just checking their pockets for hoagies.

wheres the veal scalopini

So I'm assuming he'll never be allowed back into the Playboy Mansion again, much to his digust?

 

Shame how something like this would happen though.