Bud Selig Nervously Informs Ozzie Guillen That White Sox Aren't Making Playoffs

September 28, 2006 | Issue 42•39

 

CHICAGO—With the regular season winding down and the White Sox seven games out of first place, a sweating, visibly shaking Bud Selig entered Ozzie Guillen's office Monday to tell the notoriously proud, hot-tempered manager that his team had been eliminated from playoff contention. "Excuse me, Ozzie, or Mr. Guillen, whichever you prefer… Well, Mr. Guillen, sir, I'm afraid I need to tell you something, and well, it's about the whole October thing and the Twins and the Tigers and the playoffs start soon and…" the commissioner reportedly said before leaning on Guillen's desk and accidentally knocking over a picture frame and a can full of pencils. "The whole league, I just want you to know, we were all really pulling for you, really all year, just thought you were doing a tremendous job, and, well… Okay, well, I'm going to leave now. See you in… April, then?" Selig later announced that, due to a miscommunication, the White Sox would be facing the Yankees in the first round of the playoffs, and promised that he "will definitely make it up to the Tigers next year."

 

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Pretty good.

Funny stuff that Onion! Too bad it brought tears to my eyes...

 

get it? Onions?! Tears!?

Funny stuff that Onion! Too bad it brought tears to my eyes...

 

get it? Onions?! Tears!?

 

LOL, that actually made me chuckle. Thank You.

That is good.