Attention Ncorgbl...

[BridgeportHeather]

But do you by chance still have the old thread saved from the old Sox official site's boards (ya know, the one that was run by Ignite, not this s***ty-ass MLB one) called "Last Night I Meat the Sox," which was started by Big Frank. I think everyone on this board could use a big laugh.

[Guest hotsoxchick1]

yes he does.... make him post it.... we could all use a good laugh.......and i cant think of a better way to laugh than sitting back with a beer and reading that.. its a classic..........

[Queen Prawn]

What was the story behind that one - I've seen snippits of it at the "other" site, but never did find out what that was all about...

[Guest hotsoxchick1]

the story behind Last nite i meat the sox is..... there was this guy who said his name was andrew saber who used to post on the other boards as bigfrank77 or something like that .. .anyhow.. he came to the old boards one nite and posted about his stay at a hotel in downtown chicago with frank, jose, maggs, paulie and other white sox players ... it was a recruitement type of thing (so he claimed) since the sox were so interested in signing him to a deal.... well one thing in the story led to another and belive it or not it became the most talked about post.......he did actually spell meet , meat....and he had popcorn and watched movies on the vcr with the white sox players in their hotel room in downtown chicago.... did you know that the sox stay in a hotel room when they are in town??? i never new that..... but andrew got to spend the nite with them.lmao......can you believe what some people will do for attention.........oh and since his venture with the sox andrew has gone onto careers such as basketball with the oslow kings....a team in the netherlands??? and has played soccer or something and he owns a fine jewerly store in the chicagoland area..... some catch huh???? lol

[Queen Prawn]

My Lord, that sounds about as ridiculous as ridiculous can get on a message board. I remember BigFrank77, he was rather vulgar, crude and had a poor handle on the English language. I hope Corg posts it, I could use a good laugh.

[Guest Ncorgbl]

Heather,

Who cares about 'BigFrank'? There's more important things to discuss, healthy, wholesome things, worldly things, things that college kids do. Such as;

You're a VIRGIN??!!!

 

Let's talk about this, girl!

[Guest Ncorgbl]

Okay, I'll behave, kinda...

This is the gist of it, I couldn't copy all of it because it was too long.

 

 

Here it is, copied and recopied, so it may be a little confusing, but, 'Our

Legacy'

Last night i meat the Sox...

 

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09/01/00 at 01:45 PM

 

Some guys who worked for Jerry Reinsdorf, i

think there names were Eric Law, and John

something, anyway, they invited me to meet the

Sox at their Hotel in Chicago so i could

introduce myself for next year! Everyone was

great, etcept 2 people, chris and Jose did

not take a real likeing to me, i guess chris

cause i also play center-field, and jose, well i

made a joke, i guess i should not have. we

were watching a movie, and jose was eating some popcorn and i said,

"popcorn, u sure are

good at popping, refering to him popping

up all the time". evereyone laughed, but jose,

i apoligized, but he just gave me a wry look. i

got everyone's autograph! I got to meet my

hero Frank, i gave him some of my opinons

since i watch him so carefully. Frank, Durham,

Sirotka, JB, CJ, Mags., Harold, & Simas

were particulary nice to me. I loved that night, i was like a kid in

a candy store!

 

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And then you woke up?????

 

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at 02:59 PM

 

the sox have a hotel in chicago for their

players???? thats a first..i figured they would go

home and spend time with their families:)

 

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0 Replies Posted by: Ncorgbl on 09/01/00

at 03:20 PM

 

Can we assume you meant "meet", PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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0 Replies Posted by: HoosierSoxFan1 on

09/01/00 at 03:24 PM

 

Ncorgbl,

 

For a short post, that one had me laughing out

loud for a minute or two. Nicely done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00

at 04:05 PM

for god's shake, i meant meet!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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0 Replies Posted by: baggio on 09/01/00

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shouldnt it read..."last night i MET the sox"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00

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geesh, meat, met, meet, it doesn't matter,

everyone knew what i meant. if i make the team

next year i don't know what i will play. i am

a true center-fielder, but we have chris, who i

don't see much in, but 5 mill$ joe borchard.

Mabye they would put me somewere else,

keep me as a utility, 1 start a week utility

gut, or mabye( god i hope so), i will start this

year untill borchard comes around, oh well i

can't wait till next spring training.

Right now i am focusing on fy, hopefully new

teamates rocking up Shoenweis tonight, and

winning the WS!

U know how frank is streaky, he has struggled,

i feel a hot streak comeing on for him and

the sox!

Go Sox!

Go Frank!

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09/01/00 at 04:20 PM

 

BigFrank-

What division are you starting in? I'm just

saying that I don't know if you'll be playing for

the Sox right away next year. We'll still look

for your stats though. Good luck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00

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my stats in my final college year for Duke

were:

.422 avg., 13 homers, 55 rbi's, 60 runs, 87

hits, 22 doubles, 3 triples, 4 ibb, 3 sac. flies,

47 walks, and only 11 strikeouts! Have u read

my post several old post list back?

I have already talked with Mr. Reinsdorf, manuel, and a brief

phone

conversation w/ Mr.

Schuler. They have already said if i do good

enough to make the team in spring training,

then i will be on the 2001 chicago whitesox

roster, they have been me in bp, they know my talent, they know i still have

my talent

after my injury, the only questio is if i can use my

great hitting at ml level! Options

 

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0 Replies Posted by: chepp on 11/06/00 at 09:42 AM

 

 

Sorry to dampen everyone's enjoyment of this string. But this is

way out of line. We have one of our future White Sox stars

posting on our web site, and all we give him is ridicule? I am

truly ashamed of all of you. This has gotten way out of line. I

am hoping we start hearing some apologies.

 

Now...I'd write more, but I've got a big meeting with Williams,

Reinsdorf and Manuel in a few minutes...and Maggs, PK, and Frank

keep stealing this mornings Trib from me. And Maggs has eaten ALL

of the scrambled eggs that I made for the team this morning!!!

I'm telling you, he'd better watch what he eats, or he'll be

looking like Fernando Valenzuela in right field!! I'm not sure I

like spending the entire winter in the same hotel room with the

White Sox. They come to me for advice on hitting, fielding, and

scoring with the women, and all I get is grief!!! And I think

Jose was up all last night watching SpectraVision (how many times

can you watch "Naughty Stewardesses????") And here's the big

scoop, A-Rod came by last night and hung with me and the boys.

I'm meeting with Boras later today. I think I can get him to drop

down from $250-million to $249-million. I'll keep everyone

posted!!! ________________________________________

 

 

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0 Replies Posted by: foxie59 on 11/06/00 at 10:28 AM

 

Herby, pass the skim milk please. Thanks big guy!

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0 Replies Posted by: zach23 on 11/06/00 at 12:31 PM

 

 

This post is true!!! Right at this moment I am with the entire

Sox team on Dr. Evil's hidden island. We are all plotting a way

to kidnap Steinbrenner and ask for a ransom of..... two hundred

meeeelion dollars. We will use the money for ARod. The Sox

players read this and said that yes, it did happen. Jose said he

loves popcorn and movies. His favorites are "Jiffy Pop" and

watching "Ishtar".

 

Everyone is here. Andy Kaufman and Elvis are playing air hockey,

and Jim Morrison is talking to Jimmy Hoffa about which free agent

is the best to sign in 2001.

 

Yesterday we went out to Dr. Evil's baseball field and I pitched

to every current major league player. Since I throw 140mph like

Sid Finch, I struck all of them out on 3 pitches. Then I batted

against every major league pitcher and hit an 800 ft home run off

each one. Everyone agreed that I am way to good to play in the

majors since I would dominate and win every World Series by

myself. So they gave me 1 trillion dollars, the playboy mansion,

and all the girls inside to promise I would not play.

 

Today, after hunting aligators with Maggs and Carlos Lee, I

played one on one with Michael Jordan and easily beat him. He

cried and left the room, so I chased him down to apologize. Later

we made friends over a couple of "yoohoos", and I took him to see

"Bagger Vance". He loved the movie so much that he said I can

come to his house anytime and help him run the Washington

Wizards.

 

Tomorrow, I'm going deep sea diving with Konerko, Charles

Johnson, and Jerry Manuel. We are going to search for buried

treasure. Konerko said "It will be just like an episode of Clutch

Cargo".

 

Next week I am scheduled to teach English classes at Duke University with

Mark Johnson and Herbert Perry. God knows Duke is

in need of a good English teacher. We will spend most of the week

on spelling and grammer, since it appears that those areas are in

most need of help.

 

All the players tell me they hope the winter goes by slow because

they are having so much fun with me on Dr. Evil's island. We have

a big party planned in January right before the pitchers and

catchers fly back for spring training.

 

Oh, and the true reason Schueler quit..... he lost a bet with me.

He bet me that I couldn't run a marathon in 22 minutes. If I won

the bet, he would quit and I would be GM. I won of couse, but insisted that

they say

Ken Williams was GM to hide my secret

identity, since I am also a CIA agent. So I am the true GM and

will be signing everyone to the Sox next year. Schueler is all

upset, because he says he was drunk when he made the bet and

didn't know what he was doing.

 

Well, I have to go know. The playboy playmates are waiting for me

to join them in the pool. Ray Durham and Josh Paul are

barbequeing the aligators we caught today. Next year you are all

invited to come to as many games as you want for FREE.

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0 Replies Posted by: foxie59 on 11/07/00 at 09:01 AM

 

 

Zach.... Put down the gun and step away from the car!

 

 

A-Rod reports it's a package deal... No bigfrank, no A-rod,

Boras concurs. _

[CubsSuck1]

lol

[BridgeportHeather]

Originally posted by Ncorgbl

Heather,

Who cares about 'BigFrank'? There's more important things to discuss, healthy, wholesome things, worldly things, things that college kids do. Such as;

You're a VIRGIN??!!!

 

Let's talk about this, girl!

 

Yes, yes, yes. I am still a virgin, and I will be 21 in 1 1/2 months. I have chosen to live a chaste life until married, and then if/when I get married, I will only share my love with the partner I have tied the vow to.

[Guest hotsoxchick1]

good gosh corg.. thankyou so very much.. each time i reminise about that thread i break into tears of laughter and almost wet my pants.... my sides hurt and i feel like im having a heart attack from the fits of laughter that ring from with inside of me..... my kids think i have lost it laughing at the computer and the neighbors have called the cops at least half a dozen times already.... i think i hear the ambluance coming up the drive now... the men in the white coats are approaching the door.... i cant help myself.. when i read about zachs adventure on dr. evils island i just loose all control.............thanks for keeping the memory alive of andrew saber...............that post will go down in history...

[BridgeportHeather]

Pretty *good* grammar the guy had for someone with a DUKE education!!! lol....riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[zach23]

I wonder if Andrew Saber is now employed as a Kenny Williams spy? It would make sense since Andrew, like Kenny, sounds like a complete moron that lives in his own fantasy world.

[cwsox]

Heather, first of all, sending you greetings, have missed you greatly onn the MLB boards.

 

Any conversation with BigFrank was an adventure! He'd post on and on abiyt the most unbelievable things - his favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowicki (spelling?) of Dallas and he got riled when you rapped on the Mavs only less rabidly than when anyone critized Frank Thomas.

 

Hope all is well with you at ISU -

[BridgeportHeather]

Oh, things are always going great at the world's greatest university! I just have two more semesters left after this, and then I go back home for student teaching...and then into the REAL teaching world! Oh, and since I am going to be a high school math teacher, I have MUCH power given me! Such as the power of brainwashing! I will instill a deep passion for Chicago and ISU sports by putting the Hawks, Bears, Sox, Bulls, and Redbirds in my mathematical story problems on exams and homework!

 

Have you heard from BigFrank lately? If so, tell him that I know many English education majors who would be willing to teach him proper grammer!

[cwsox]

nothing from BigFrank for a while but will let you know when it happens!

[Guest Ncorgbl]

Heather,

That's your decision, and an honourable one.

However, if you change your mind, and want 'expert' instruction, let me know!

 

The 'meat' post, fortunately, was saved in my file, becuase if I hadn't , we would'vehave it any longer. All 8,000+ posts I ever made prior to the 'KW GIF' are gone, all deleted by MLB.

 

It's not over, either. There will be more, and I may get banned again. Today I posted this;

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'As the 'war' continues....'

[SI1020]

Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbird

Originally posted by Ncorgbl

Heather,

Who cares about 'BigFrank'? There's more important things to discuss, healthy, wholesome things, worldly things, things that college kids do. Such as;

You're a VIRGIN??!!!

 

Let's talk about this, girl!

 

Yes, yes, yes. I am still a virgin, and I will be 21 in 1 1/2 months. I have chosen to live a chaste life until married, and then if/when I get married, I will only share my love with the partner I have tied the vow to.

When I was a young man just about every young lady I dated shared your sentiments exactly. At least they did when they dated me! On a more serious note I hope you stick to your plan. By the way is the dorm called Manchester still standing at ISU?

[greg775]

Good for you, Heather.

Congrats.

You made a wise choice in not giving it up in this day and age.

Go girl, go.!

[Guest hotsoxchick1]

Originally posted by greg775

Good for you, Heather.

Congrats.

You made a wise choice in not giving it up in this day and age.

Go girl, go.!

 

 

SAID ONE VIRGIN TO ANOTHER............LMAO ONLY KIDDING....

[TommyJohn]

Yes, yes, yes. I am still a virgin, and I will be 21 in 1 1/2 months. I have chosen to live a chaste life until married, and then if/when I get married, I will only share my love with the partner I have tied the vow to.

 

That's terrific, Heather. I was chaste all through college myself,

but only because I was a 5'6'' 130 lb. geek. After four years of

agony, it's great to come across someone who is chaste by

choice.

[BridgeportHeather]

Originally posted by SI1020

When I was a young man just about every young lady I dated shared your sentiments exactly. At least they did when they dated me! On a more serious note I hope you stick to your plan. By the way is the dorm called Manchester still standing at ISU? 

Yes, Manchester Hall is still standing and running well. I never lived there though, living in Haynie for the first two years (yes waaaaaaaaaay out in Tri Towers). Definitely the most rowdy dorm here on the lovely ISU campus (man is it quite the dorm of rape as well now a'days). Manchester is only 1 1/2 blocks away from my dorm, which happens to be the tallest college dorm in the world, Watterson Towers.

 

How did you know about Manchester?

[SI1020]

Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbird

Originally posted by SI1020

When I was a young man just about every young lady I dated shared your sentiments exactly. At least they did when they dated me! On a more serious note I hope you stick to your plan. By the way is the dorm called Manchester still standing at ISU? 

Yes, Manchester Hall is still standing and running well. I never lived there though, living in Haynie for the first two years (yes waaaaaaaaaay out in Tri Towers). Definitely the most rowdy dorm here on the lovely ISU campus (man is it quite the dorm of rape as well now a'days). Manchester is only 1 1/2 blocks away from my dorm, which happens to be the tallest college dorm in the world, Watterson Towers.

 

How did you know about Manchester?

I lived there for a semester a loooooong time ago.