I just read this on one of my other lists and thought, why not a thread about homespun advice, I know Grandma FlaSoxxJim always had some neat stuff to say.

 

When I was a young lad, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, I'd complain to my mother about the kids at school hurting my feelings. Her response:

 

"Maybe your feelings are sticking out too far."

Don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys. Unless they get a multi-million signing bonus first.