Andy, Gonzalez sucks.

J.D. Drew a nice picture, but Stephen Drew a better one.

Awesome.

 

Hey Chan Ho, Park it over there.

 

Look David, Justice was served

 

Ryan, The Riot started cause your team sucks plain and simple.

 

How about a haiku:

Flour Explosion

left us a Dusty Baker

unfased, Brent Cooks on

Early, Wynn the game for us!

Woodie Held the baby in his arms.

Jim Landis over the horizon.

Norm, Cash this check for me.

Les Moss grows in sunny areas.

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My buddy Roy Owes Walt $40 bucks.

My buddy Roy Owes Walt $40 bucks.

That's a stretch.

That's a stretch.

Well if i didn't spell it that way it might not have made sense to some.

Many of us didn't think Kerry Wood be such a jerk off.

Many of us didn't think Kerry Wood be such a jerk off.

 

There's a lot of puns for Carrie Wood...

What is that thing on your neck Kevin, Hickey?

 

Congress today passed the Vance Law.

 

However, they are still trying to pass the Rudy Law.

At the end of the marathon, Gary Peters out.

 

Go ahead Ken, Berry it.

 

Installing shingles on hot July day leaves Bill Melton.

 

There are a lot of cowards, but there are so Minnie Minoso courageous.

 

I know you're a good cop, but that's a Rocky ColaVito.

 

Let Danny Cater your wedding.

 

Thirty minutes at the salon, left Chuck Tanner.

 

A defective 50 pound bag of flour, and you have one Dusty Baker.

 

You can give her what she wants David, Ortiz her.

 

I you wanted to see your old friend but Jim, Edmonds not going to be here.

 

Sorry but no credit Norm. Cash only.

 

Yes I know, Willie, Mays and blue is what you are all about, but Ohio State will beat Michigan.

 

When in Mexico, Jon hOla, rud is saying hello in English.

 

Hank, Aaron your civil rights views at a KKK rally is not a good move.

 

While boating down the river, he was checking out some ladies in another boat until his buddy yelled "Look out for that Tug, McGraw!"