I can't study for more than an hour

I was so tired I took a hot shower

Anything to avoid the big textbook

Perhaps I'll end up as a fry cook

 

Once a week classes all stacked like freddy

Three tests next week and I'm not really ready

So all this week is filled with misgiving,

Oh I can't wait for Thursday's Thanksgiving

 

Four more weeks 'til the end of semester

Think? Will I end up a corporate investor?

or stay playing the silly court jester?

As my textbooks lay like a wound that will fester

I need to cut down on my drinking

and need to quit smoking

Yet, at the same time I'm thinking

At least I quit toking

 

I need to change things drastically

and get out of this rut

I guess I should fantastically

Get up off my butt

 

As I laid there in my slumber

pondering which NFL game to lay the lumber

 

The Pats -16 seems kind of iffy

so with Rexy back Ill take the Bears for 50

 

Ill spend my winnings at the bar

for 3 dollar pints, 50 will get me far

 

When my boss sees how hungover Ill be at work

hes gonna dock my pay and be a jerk

 

Ill piss in his coffee for revenge

watching him drink it will make me cringe

 

I know my actions seem a little somber

but its all relative in a day in the life of a DrunkBomber