March 26, 200917 yr http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/minor-league...t-filters-23021 On Monday, the club issued a press release that, in its comedic potential, is almost too good to be true. In the first two paragraphs, the Storm tout the great value of their weekly “Fat Tuesday” all-you-can-eat special. That’s the set-up, and here’s the punchline: “You can probably deduce that All-You-Can-Eat ballpark food might lead to substantial gas emissions, which is where corporate sponsor, Subtle Butt, enters the picture. Made of activated carbon fabric, each disposable 3.25″ square shield is held onto the inside of the underwear with two self-adhesive strips. Subtle Butt effectively filters flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.”
March 26, 200917 yr Oh my, this product really exists. And they have a wonderful graphic on the web showing how the product works: I love the arrows indicating where "stench" enters and is efficiently trapped.
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